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- Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
- Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride
- National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds
- Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
- Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
- Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
- Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
- Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
- X-ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
- Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
- Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
- Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
- High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
- Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
- Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
- Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
- Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
- Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
- Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
- Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
- Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
- Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills